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My first is Max, my middle is J and my end is German for "boar". Playwright, scriptwriter and comic author and sometimes landscape designer and rose breeder from Baltimore.

I pen the ongoing fancomic Batgirl Inc and soon the original series Filihinha & The Prince.

I eat apples a lot.

  • whiteboydanceparty:

    Gemma Arterton on the set of Byzantium.

    I… Holy wow. That’s…

    That is something there.

    Tagged: Gemma Arterton boobs Good Lord Byzantium

    Posted on December 30, 2011 via Robot Grizzly Bear Astronaut with 8 notes

  • Laughing at Harry Potter Movie Fans For Being Shallow

    I think it’s hilarious that most fans at least here on tumblr are suddenly so aware (as in screaming) that Matthew Lewis, who played Neville Longbottom, actually doesn’t look like Neville Longbottom (which consisted of him having to wear for most of the movies a fat-suit, ears pushed forward and out, and large false teeth) and many are now amazed that he’s “good looking”. This fact is a bit amplified that since the movie series completion and last Thursdays UK and this past weekend’s US final movie premieres, it looks like he has lost a tiny bit more weight since filming and got his teeth fixed completely. Not really that earth shattering a change though. I feel bad the guy had to live in a fat-suit for a chunk of his life actually (though he looked normal in the third and fourth movies, clearly thinning out, but they obviously noticed he wasn’t ugly enough anymore so they slap him into an even bigger fat-suit and unflattering haircut in the fifth film). He’s probably glad he can be himself now.

    But really, I just think it’s hilarious that most people didn’t see this coming? I mean come on. Don’t you know that it’s like a rule for most awkward, buck toothed pre-pubescent boys (and girls) at age nine to eleven or older that are heavy, dumpy and are most often mocked, teased, and bullied for looking as such, are often, granted by puberty, exercise, and heavy doses of karma somewhere down the line transformations that are awesome?  Look at Nicholas Hoult, he was a chubby kid with a bowl cut rocking out to ‘Shake Your Ass’ in About A Boy, but look at him now, he turned into Skins man whore Tony Stonem, bespeckled friggin Beast in X-Men, he’s everywhere and Tom Ford’s playtoy brand face to boot.

    Why do I bother? Cause I looked like this at like age nine.

                  

    Nothing more Neville than that. I WAS Neville. Do you see that gap and overbite. Do you think I didn’t notice the difference in how people treated me compared to when I was six and seven and was much, much thinner? I only got worse from there. I don’t even want to post pictures of what I looked like at thirteen. I’d like to say I’m pretty sure I look much better now.

    So yeah…this was coming, why people never noticed the karma in action, well sad for you. I’ll end with Miss Gemma Arterton here…it really doesn’t need an explanation.

                 

      

    Tagged: Deathly Hallows Deathly Hallows Part 2 Gemma Arterton HP 7 Haaaaaah Harry Potter Matthew Lewis Neville Longbottom Nicholas Hoult celebrities criticism fat former fatties will rule the world puberty revenge body image weight loss karma psychology weight issues insecurity self esteem

    Posted on July 12, 2011 with 15 notes

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    Tagged: Gemma Arterton This...picture... WHY IS SHE MARRIED? stop with your face

    Posted on July 3, 2011 with 5 notes

  • Gemma Arterton by Emma Summerton for Vogue Italia December 2010

    Gemma Arterton by Emma Summerton for Vogue Italia December 2010

    (via fuckyeahgemmaarterton)

    Tagged: Gemma Arterton Vogue Italia Emma Summerton retro

    Posted on January 9, 2011 via Oh My! Gemma Arterton with 35 notes

  • I need a movie with these four ladies in it- preferably playing sisters.

    I need a movie with these four ladies in it- preferably playing sisters.

    Tagged: Gemma Arterton Catherine Zeta Jones Rachel Weisz Rose Byrne girls actresses movies writing casting movie

    Posted on October 29, 2010 with 10 notes

  • Gemma Arterton…NOM. NOM. NOM.

    Gemma Arterton…NOM. NOM. NOM.

    Tagged: Gemma Arterton actress actresses beautiful classy GQMOFO vintage fashion girl picture dress British UK

    Posted on October 19, 2010 via War is a drug. with 15 notes

  • (via bridgesong)Gemma Arterton be in more films please.

    (via bridgesong)

    Gemma Arterton be in more films please.

    Tagged: Gemma Arterton Brits UK Look at this gq mofo actress gorgeous girl photo shoot Gq

    Posted on August 24, 2010 via bridge song. with 5 notes

  • (via fuckyeahgemmaarterton)
STEP AWAY FROM THE LADY I REPEAT STEP AWAY
Oh who am I kidding…congratulations?
*grumble grumble*

    (via fuckyeahgemmaarterton)


    STEP AWAY FROM THE LADY I REPEAT STEP AWAY

    Oh who am I kidding…congratulations?

    *grumble grumble*

    Tagged: Gemma Arterton

    Posted on June 8, 2010 via FY! Gemma Arterton with 16 notes

  • fuckyeahgemmaarterton:

    Gemma on Jimmy Fallon!

    Tagged: Gemma Arterton Interview Late Late Show Jimmy Fallon CUTE Um Jane...

    Posted on May 31, 2010 via FY! Gemma Arterton with 4 notes

  • Someone needs to write a script for a movie with an ensemble cast that requires Gemma Arterton, Rose Byrne, Rachel Weisz and Catherine Zeta Jones to all be cast as either all sisters or aunts and their nieces or something.
 It would probably melt eyes.

    Someone needs to write a script for a movie with an ensemble cast that requires Gemma Arterton, Rose Byrne, Rachel Weisz and Catherine Zeta Jones to all be cast as either all sisters or aunts and their nieces or something.

     It would probably melt eyes.

    Tagged: Actresses Gemma Arterton Rose Byrne Rachel Weisz Catherine Zeta Jones writing Hollywood

    Posted on May 31, 2010 with 15 notes

  • Gemma Arterton as Strawberry Fields in Quantum of Solace 
I JUST realized that her character’s death-by-crude oil dipping is ironic since it’s not only an homage to the gold painted Jill Masterson, but considering that oil looks like dark chocolate fondue dip means that Gemma was literally a chocolate dipped strawberry.

    Gemma Arterton as Strawberry Fields in Quantum of Solace

    I JUST realized that her character’s death-by-crude oil dipping is ironic since it’s not only an homage to the gold painted Jill Masterson, but considering that oil looks like dark chocolate fondue dip means that Gemma was literally a chocolate dipped strawberry.

    Tagged: Gemma Arterton Oh god I have a type Strawberry Fields Faux redhead cheesecake

    Posted on April 22, 2010 with 19 notes

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